|Kim Kardashian - "Keeping Up with the Kardashians"|
Kim Kardashian is famous for the Andy Warhol-confirming trifecta of being a celebrity offspring (her dad was O.J. defense attorney Robert Kardashian), making a sex tape, and having a big butt. She's not technically an actress. But we're throwing her in because almost every element of her family's E! reality show seems painfully contrived. (We didn't say our picks had to be good actresses.) Kim posed for the December 2007 issue, in a two-page spread that featured one butt cheek each (just kidding).